Menu:

All the Bacon and Eggs you have.  All you can eat Bacon and Eggs.

Chicky Chicky Parm Parm.  Or Chicken Parmesan.

Knope Waffles.  Waffles with so much sugar and whipped cream that it hurts you.

There will be Apps and Zerts.

More ideas?

tvsoulmates:

Instead of dressing up as a slutty canceled Playboy bunny, why not try your hand at Pawnee’s own Ron Swanson for Halloween.

You need:

• Pure masculinity with a stern stare
• Wicked ‘stache
• A polo shirt
• An assortment of meats

Must say:

• “Just give me all the bacon and eggs you have. Wait, wait. I’m worried what you just heard was, “Give me a lot of bacon and eggs.” What I said was, “Give me all the bacon and eggs you have”. Do you understand?”
• “You had me at meat tornado.”
• “The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. I’m not interested in caring about people. I once worked with a guy for three years and never learned his name. Best friend I ever had. We still never talk sometimes.”
• “I was born ready. I’m Ron Fucking Swanson.”

Bonus points:

• Melt hearts by your smooth saxophone skills, Duke Silver.
• Recite the Swanson Pyramid of Greatness.

I think I have both a Saxophone, a mustache, and a large quantity of meat.

(Source: tvsoulmates)