edman: henderlyvsherself: hannivernatters: mrsswank: tempusfidget: tramadoldreams: hell-is-where-my-mind-is: hidethechicken: I have a bottle of beer and a laptop… Moderately fucked I’d say. A blanket and an armrest….fuck a camera tripod and my duvet hmmm A chip clip and my keys. I am ready to rock and roll! My cell phone and the back of the couch. Between me and tempusfidget, we might just make it out alive … A ukulele and a martini. I am extra-crispy doomed. Bong and a bottle of hot sauce. I’m pretty screwed, but my goal is to be too high to give a shit when they tear me apart. Welp, I have an empty box of chicken nuggets to my right, and a remote control to my left. Challenge accepted. Empty wine bottle.  My life is awesome.

edman:

henderlyvsherself:

hannivernatters:

mrsswank:

tempusfidget:

tramadoldreams:

hell-is-where-my-mind-is:

hidethechicken:

I have a bottle of beer and a laptop… Moderately fucked I’d say.

A blanket and an armrest….fuck

a camera tripod and my duvet hmmm

A chip clip and my keys. I am ready to rock and roll!

My cell phone and the back of the couch. Between me and tempusfidget, we might just make it out alive …

A ukulele and a martini.

I am extra-crispy doomed.

Bong and a bottle of hot sauce.

I’m pretty screwed, but my goal is to be too high to give a shit when they tear me apart.

Welp, I have an empty box of chicken nuggets to my right, and a remote control to my left. Challenge accepted.

Empty wine bottle.  My life is awesome.

(Reblogged from edman)

Notes

  1. marimo-kun reblogged this from cherazor and added:
    A measuring cup with soy sauce in it aaaaand a stool.
  2. illeatyouupyourlove reblogged this from thekingsrant
  3. cobalt--blue reblogged this from outofstardust and added:
    pillow and blanket. fuck.
  4. liveelaughhloveedreamm reblogged this from you-hwaiting and added:
    My pillow and phone! I think I’ll survive :D
  5. theperfect-me reblogged this from itseemshardtofollow and added:
    primary bra secondary cell phone yeah I’m dead
  6. itseemshardtofollow reblogged this from give-me-back-my-life and added:
    Remote control for...speakers. I’m dead.
  7. spoonsofjoy reblogged this from messedupinblue and added:
    Right - an eraser (ummm) Left - a notebook What else do you expect to be on the desk?
  8. lady-sci reblogged this from shuf and added:
    Coats, scarves, and some pillows; I guess I’m running.
  9. lostsoulhhrlove reblogged this from acornsandarrows and added:
    A remote controller and a pillow. Well that sucks. Lol.
  10. sherlockey-werlockey-stuff reblogged this from sueslayer and added:
    1) My iPod touch 2) A piece of paper. A piece of paper upon which is a very bad diagram of the first stage of Meiosis....
  11. my-nerve reblogged this from healthyandhappyandhopeful and added:
    tower lamp and skeleanimals bunny….. ffffuuuuuuuu
  12. rainahwillbethedownfallofyouall reblogged this from br0imhungry
  13. enticingexpressions reblogged this from princesskellie and added:
    I have nothing to the right of me and a pillow to the left of me -___- Super F*cked lmaoo
  14. tokokyohi reblogged this from nomiwins and added:
    A pen and a horrid ipod that is my brothers, and only holds three songs. Well than…
  15. 123geekygamer reblogged this from noblecoconut and added:
    A taoster and Pringles. I can make this work.
  16. myforevermoment reblogged this from my-true-confessions
  17. hiddlesthing reblogged this from wheetavix and added:
    Primary: Tea, in a Doctor Who mug. Skullcandy headphones. Oh…
  18. hollaatmeharold reblogged this from dreamspassbeforemyeyes and added:
    Envelope and ukulele…bitch I got this
  19. dreamspassbeforemyeyes reblogged this from d4vid-r4wr and added:
    Blanket and remote control… FML
  20. ixenkepesk reblogged this from tessaloveslikewoe and added:
    pillow and girlfriend, where does that leave me?
  21. alexsasscia reblogged this from auberginedreams14 and added:
    A fuzzy blanket A tv. …can my tv be my primary? What am I gonna do with a blanket? Suffocate them? >.>;
  22. auberginedreams14 reblogged this from br0imhungry and added:
    pillow pet- unicorn my glasses well then.
  23. br0imhungry reblogged this from littlefinch and added:
    My dog? A box of Wheat Thins… fuuuuck.
  24. nevergiveinsilvia reblogged this from bluemoogle and added:
    A pencil and a lighter. Awww yeah.
  25. notinthisbody reblogged this from fitnessisyourfavoritepassion and added:
    A 2ft teddy bear and a radiator. Not bad. But which is the lethal weapon?
  26. missklang reblogged this from 123greenmars and added:
    Instead of joining forces with your friend (cause FRIEND) you stab him and run away? As if letting him get killed by the...
  27. alyshie reblogged this from health-trition and added:
    alyshie: a pen and a monkey stuffed animal. o_o
  28. xxlolwutxx reblogged this from fire-flyte and added:
    a cotton ball…. and an empty water bottle ……
  29. fire-flyte reblogged this from sherlockisasexybeast and added:
    An iPod Touch and a rubber band heheh
  30. iamjustamicrowave reblogged this from tommoyouarebootyful and added:
    A phone and a phone. … I can call 911?
  31. erudite-in-dauntless reblogged this from inadrianivashkovspants and added:
    deodorant and body cream. let’s get those zombies clean and moisturized.
  32. shitt-justt-gott-real reblogged this from madzyxx and added:
    My ukulele & a bag of chez mix. LOLOL
  33. madzyxx reblogged this from bluemoogle
  34. acciocutebutt reblogged this from quidditchtrainer
  35. girlnotinmexico reblogged this from danejuan and added:
    Primary weapon is a spray bottle so i can mist them to death, secondary a pillow maybe they’d like to take a nap. i’m...
  36. januaryowl reblogged this from healthyandhappyandhopeful and added:
    I guess being able to chuck a whole wall at zombies might be useful…
  37. wheetavix reblogged this from troubledglories and added:
    Black Veil Brides Poster, and a glue stick. Fuck it I’ll get high, bring on the zombies.
  38. troubledglories reblogged this from sassywhit3b0y and added:
    Primary: A hamper full of clothes. Secondary: sneakers. That’s right, zombies! I’m gonna throw dirty clothes at you,...
  39. niallsexystrips reblogged this from lostbutliving and added:
    My first weapon is Steven and my second is a blanket. I think I’ll be okay
  40. sassywhit3b0y reblogged this from danielboudreau and added:
    Primary: Director’s Chair Secondary: Duck (my cat) BRING IT ZOMBIES.
  41. danielboudreau reblogged this from xjessachu and added:
    Printer and a chair. LET’S DO THIS SHIT.
  42. farfromtranquilityy reblogged this from d4vid-r4wr
  43. lostbutliving reblogged this from d4vid-r4wr and added:
    A binder and a chair…I think I’m set with the chair. We’re all fucked
  44. awyisspercyjackson reblogged this from mootiness and added:
    On my right I have Pokemon HeartGold and to my left, a Ukulele. I shall survive with the power of music and Ho-oh.