February 2010
91 posts
Somebody just had sex in my fucking kitchen and I really don’t know who they are.
Anonymous asked: Between the snow shovels and the ice dripping, how many hours a night are you actually able to sleep?
(hannah/whereabout.)
(hannah/whereabout.)
Dear Universe.
I think I would like a girlfriend again.
Grew up in Minnesota, so there is a good chance she is a joyless judgmental jerk...
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Ledge.
There is a metal thing over my window, and the melting snow keeps dripping on it.
This is loud enough to have woken me up. It is loud enough to have given me a headache. It hasn’t even slowed down in the past two hours.
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip
drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip drip...
Man who is shoveling:
It’s 3:30 am.
Fuck you and your fucking shovel.
Glory.
I just don’t get it. How am I getting sick so often this winter.
Also. I feel like I may have gone a bit to geeky in my last post.
Yes.
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Top Ten Tuesday: Mighty Muggs!
NERD ALERT!
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Epic beard man sure is really epic.
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I can't hear.
But it was totally awesome.
Bow wow wow.
What the heck am I gonna wear to this Snoop Dogg concert besides this cloud of smoke?
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Top Ten Tuesday. Olympics Edition.
10. Shaun White does some crazy shit.
9. Downhill Skiing is actually pretty amazing to watch.
8. They just go so super fast in the luge.
7. How much money does this cost, seriously…
6. I think I need to get outside and play in the snow.
5. It’s almost always on. Either on NBC or NBC Universal. Always.
4. Watching it reminds me of the Whistler episode of Three Sheets.
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HAHA!
Just saw a commercial for some show called “Who do you think you are?” on NBC, and Sarah Jessica Parker found out she had a great great grandmother who was a condemned witch at the Salem Witch Trails.
I guess that explains the nose.
Just saw a commercial for a tooth brush. I am going to buy it later for sure.
Damn this.
Cadbury Eggs.
It begins.
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I have such a hard time getting up and doing anything on the days I have to work.
I guess I will have like 50 pages to read on me dashboard when I get home. Maybe.
Ask me something. Anything.
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