Hummingnerd

I have Thursdays and Sundays off of work.

That means that Tuesdays are the only “Wednesday” that I have. This sounds confusing I bet. Anyways I don’t care what you can’t understand. I hate Tuesdays, but I sure do love Wednesdays and Saturdays because they are essentially my “Fridays”.

So TGIF you mother fuckers!

I just had a dream that I jumped off a cliff fully clothed into a lake in order to save a puppy from a shark.

I remembered at the last moment that I had my phone in my pocket and tried to grab it and throw it to shore.  I missed by a few feet.

You’ll be happy to know that the puppy was okay!

Just watched 6 Eps of it in a row.

Something is wrong with me.

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(860): New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache

Doing this tomorrow.

These days…

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