I have Thursdays and Sundays off of work.
That means that Tuesdays are the only “Wednesday” that I have. This sounds confusing I bet. Anyways I don’t care what you can’t understand. I hate Tuesdays, but I sure do love Wednesdays and Saturdays because they are essentially my “Fridays”.
So TGIF you mother fuckers!
I just had a dream that I jumped off a cliff fully clothed into a lake in order to save a puppy from a shark.
I remembered at the last moment that I had my phone in my pocket and tried to grab it and throw it to shore. I missed by a few feet.
You’ll be happy to know that the puppy was okay!
Just watched 6 Eps of it in a row.
Something is wrong with me.
(860): New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Doing this tomorrow.
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