December 2009
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What sort of day will today turn out to be?
Good, bad, or otherwise?
Just bumped into a guy in the elevator. I said I was sorry… He just looked at me and said “Never be sorry.” Life changing moment.
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Just went to the pet store to buy my pup a new collar. Argyle.
They sell puppies there, and let me tell you… I could never work in a place like that. I would want to buy them all. I had a hard enough time spending five minutes there.
Christmas.
My mother tried to convince me not to drive home in the storm tomorrow.
Don’t mothers want their children home for the holidays? She asked if there was any way I could get a flight at this point….
Really?
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What do you want most of all for Christmas?
My 14 year old cousin just started talking to me on Facebook chat.
The only reason I am up at 4:30am is because I just watched a 70 min review of why The Phantom Menace sucks on youtube. He is up because he is drunk.
I think I just lost the game, and I think I need to have an intervention.
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“Seriously. Jesus started the whole “wait three days” thing. He waited THREE days...”
– Barney Stinson - How I Met Your Mother [4.21] (via howimetyourmothersource)
This show is in the running for favorite of all time.
I wouldn't mind sleeping for a while longer.
One of these days I will wake up out of the daze I have been in and do the small things I have been putting off forever. One of these days I will wake up.
It’s almost a new year. What? When did this happen..
Hope it’s a blast.
How are your holidays? What is your new years wish?
Meh. That’s all I got right now. Nothing is going wrong or well. Just going.
Time for life to pick back up.
Winter left but it remains shitty regardless. CHICAGO!
Christmas is stressful…. Life is stressful.
I am now warm. In the coldest room in the world. I am warm. Under a number of blankets, one of which is a electric blanket.
I could sleep forever.
Today I got a random text from a person claiming...
Thanh: Kimmy! This is thanh are you going to dianas?
Me: Yeah!
Thanh: Lol do you wanna come with me?? I don't wanna go alone.
Me: Yeah meet me at my house ASAP?
Thanh: What time does it start?
Me: 730 I think.
Thanh: It starts at five thirty! Lol
Me: Whyd you ask me if you knew?
Thanh: Cause i just asked her
Me: Oh lol! What should I wear?
Thanh: I don't know but you got to dress up.. :( i don't wanna dress up lol
Me: Let's both not dress up! When will you be here?
Thanh: I'm comin right now.
Thanh: You should get the directions
Me: Got them! Mapquest lol!
Thanh: Ya! Lol
Thanh: I'm here
Thanh: Hey! Come out nigga
Me: Don't be racist.
Thanh: Are you comin out slow poke??
Me: Look. You have the wrong number. I don't know who this is.
Thanh: Hello? Call me?
Thanh: Are you serious lol
Me: Yeah. Totally. Sorry for screwing with you. You seem nice. Funny though, right?
Thanh: Kimyen gave me your number. Your not kimmy?
Me: Nope. Sorry. Must have typed it wrong.
Thanh: Okay
Me: Don't let it get you down! You're a good sport. If I was Kimmy we would be totally hanging
right now.
Thanh: Lol you're fucked up. Good thing she came out and everything worked out.
Me: Ha! Awesome. Tell her to use Google Maps. Mapquest sucks.
Thanh: Thanks man you're the best! But i'm sure you know what karma is right?
Me: I'm not Asian.
Watchthedailywhat:
New Music Video! T-Pain - “Take Your Shirt Off”
Guest appearances by Rick Ross, Petey Pablo and George Clinton. First single/video off Mr. Tallahassee’s upcoming studio album, RevolveR — due in stores March 2010.
Is Auto-Tune really dead?
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Okay. I totally ejoyed this.
Vikes' star Peterson busted for driving 109 mph →
stuffaboutminneapolis:
Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson was cited for speeding over the weekend after police clocked him driving 109 mph on a highway in suburban Minneapolis. Peterson tells The Associated Press he didn’t realize how fast he was going. He said he “got a little speeding ticket” and said he planned to be more careful.
Listen. He just can’t not go fast.
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Dear Twin Cities.
I miss you dearly, and hope we can be together again some time.